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Cryptid Fucker Shirt
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Cryptid Fucker Shirt, Express Humor With An Eye-Catching Design

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Showcase Your Playful Side with the Cryptid Fucker Shirt

Want to draw attention and raise eyebrows with a t-shirt as intrepid as your sense of humor? Get ready to embrace your inner creativity and showcase your playful side on the Cryptid Fucker Shirt if you are a fan of anything weird and wacky about mythical creatures!

A really eye-catching design: The Cryptid Fucker Shirt prints a one-of-a-kind and fascinating design that catches your attention right away. A cheeky illustration of a sultry deer figure sets the tone on the front, while the back follows the story with a human figure playfully stuck to the deer. In this unusual layout, humor and artistic expression creatively intersect, turning the shirt into more than an outfit—it’s a talking piece.

Above and below the design, the intimidating words “Cryptid Fucker” are arranged separately in bold text. The placement makes the shirt’s quirky message balanced but visually appealing. The term itself alludes to a fascination with entertaining subject matter that touches on folklore, art, and cartoons, or on sexual acts themed around legendary creatures such as Mothman, Bigfoot, or Nessie. Whether an affectionate joke or a nod to the wonder of curiosity and imagination, the term strikes a chord with fans of the strange and the funny.

Not only is the design and wording boldly impressive, but this shirt also balances auspiciously between comedy and creativity. It’s an accessory that says a lot about who you are as a person, your sense of humor, and your niche interests.

The Cryptid Fucker Shirt is an excellent pick if you’re looking for a shirt that makes a statement, gets people giggling, or causes a bit of controversy. Nobody like this is doing this, so don’t miss out on a one-off piece. Then why not let your bold side shine with Cryptid Fucker T Shirt!

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Size Chart

Unisex T Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Bella + Canvas Unisex T Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
V-Neck
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26
3XL 32 28

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 69 46
M 71 51
L 74 56
XL 76 61
2XL 79 66
3XL 81 71

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

v neck size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Long Sleeve
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

long sleeve size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Unisex Hoodie
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

hoodie size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

sweatshirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Women T Shirt
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 25 17
M 26 19
L 27 21
XL 28 23
2XL 28 25
3XL 29 27

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 65 44
M 66 49
L 69 54
XL 71 59
2XL 72 64
3XL 74 69

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Premium Womens T-Shirt
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 26 16
M 27 17
L 27 18
XL 28 19
2XL 29 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 67 41
M 68 43
L 70 45
XL 71 48
2XL 73 50

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Racerback Tank Top
SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 18 15
S 19 16
M 20 17
L 21 18
XL 22 19
2XL 23 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 46 39
S 49 40
M 50 42
L 52 44
XL 53 46
2XL 55 49

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women tank top size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Women V Neck
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 25 17
M 26 19
L 27 21
XL 28 23
2XL 29 25
3XL 30 27

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 65 44
M 66 49
L 69 54
XL 71 59
2XL 72 64
3XL 74 69

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women v neck size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Women's Crop Top
SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 19 17
S 20 18
M 20 19
L 21 20
XL 21 22
2XL 22 23

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 48 43
S 50 46
M 51 48
L 52 51
XL 54 55
2XL 56 58

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women crop top size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Youth Tee
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 21 16
S 22 17
M 24 18
L 25 19
XL 27 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 52 41
S 56 43
M 60 46
L 64 48
XL 67 51

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

baby t shir size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Youth Hoodie
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 21 16
S 22 17
M 24 18
L 25 19
XL 27 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 52 41
S 56 43
M 60 46
L 64 48
XL 67 51

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

baby hoodie t shirt
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Youth Sweatshirt
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 21 16
S 22 17
M 24 18
L 25 19
XL 27 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 52 41
S 56 43
M 60 46
L 64 48
XL 67 51

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

baby sweatshirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Toddler T-Shirt
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
2T 15 12
3T 16 13
4T 17 14
5/6 18 15
7 19 16

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
2T 38 30
3T 41 33
4T 43 36
5/6 46 38
7 48 41

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

toddler t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Baby Onesie
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
New Born 11 7
6M 12 9
12M 13 10
18M 14 11
24M 15 12

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
New Born 28 18
6M 30 23
12M 33 25
18M 36 28
24M 38 30

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

baby onesize t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
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