Moister Than an Oyster Shirt, Wear It And You Will Own The Joke
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Show Your Bold Humor with the Moister Than an Oyster Shirt
Laughter is always the best medicine for everyone. There’re many things that can make others laugh. The Moister Than an Oyster Shirt from LionKingShirt is one of them. Its unique wordplay and vibrant graphic will grab your attention at first glance!
Wear The Joke
When looking at this playful t-shirt, you’ll notice a playful pink oyster at the center. The light pink gives off a fresh, fun vibe to the wearer. Additionally, the phrase “Moister Than an Oyster” is a funny play on words. You probably get its true meaning and that’s sure to get a laugh.
The “moist” of the oyster can be imagined as a bold and sensual word. In this case, “moister” is a little bit of a risqué implication.
How This Moister Than an Oyster Shirt Touches Your Heart
Whether you are at a BBQ party or beach trip, this tee is a wonderful way to show your personality and style. If you’re a bold person who isn’t afraid to express yourself, this shirt is an excellent choice. With a double-humorous meaning, it’s a standout piece in your collection for casual occasions.
Perfect for:
✔ Someone who loves dark humor and wordplay
✔ When you need party clothing
✔ If you are looking for a hilarious gift for your friends and siblings
Why People Love It
Beyond its interesting meaning, the quality and application of this shirt also make you love it.
Cotton fabric brings comfort, softness, and breathability to the wearer, perfect for lazy weekend mornings.
High-quality DTG print technology keeps the color and text clear and sharp, even after multiple washes.
The unisex style makes this wordplay tee suitable for all people.
Get Yours Today
So, let’s be confident with this Moister Than an Oyster Shirt. At LionKingShirt, there’re many sizes and colors for you.
Product Detail
Brand | LionKingShirt |
Material | 100% Cotton |
Color | Printed With Different Colors |
Size | Available from S to 5XL |
Style | Classic T Shirt, Premium T Shirt, V Neck, Long Sleeve, Hoodie, Sweatshirt, Tank Top |
Imported | From the United States |
Care instruction |
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Size Chart
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 27 | 18 |
M | 28 | 20 |
L | 29 | 22 |
XL | 30 | 24 |
2XL | 31 | 26 |
3XL | 32 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 69 | 46 |
M | 71 | 51 |
L | 74 | 56 |
XL | 76 | 61 |
2XL | 79 | 66 |
3XL | 81 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 25 | 17 |
M | 26 | 19 |
L | 27 | 21 |
XL | 28 | 23 |
2XL | 28 | 25 |
3XL | 29 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 65 | 44 |
M | 66 | 49 |
L | 69 | 54 |
XL | 71 | 59 |
2XL | 72 | 64 |
3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 26 | 16 |
M | 27 | 17 |
L | 27 | 18 |
XL | 28 | 19 |
2XL | 29 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 67 | 41 |
M | 68 | 43 |
L | 70 | 45 |
XL | 71 | 48 |
2XL | 73 | 50 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 18 | 15 |
S | 19 | 16 |
M | 20 | 17 |
L | 21 | 18 |
XL | 22 | 19 |
2XL | 23 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 46 | 39 |
S | 49 | 40 |
M | 50 | 42 |
L | 52 | 44 |
XL | 53 | 46 |
2XL | 55 | 49 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 25 | 17 |
M | 26 | 19 |
L | 27 | 21 |
XL | 28 | 23 |
2XL | 29 | 25 |
3XL | 30 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 65 | 44 |
M | 66 | 49 |
L | 69 | 54 |
XL | 71 | 59 |
2XL | 72 | 64 |
3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 19 | 17 |
S | 20 | 18 |
M | 20 | 19 |
L | 21 | 20 |
XL | 21 | 22 |
2XL | 22 | 23 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 48 | 43 |
S | 50 | 46 |
M | 51 | 48 |
L | 52 | 51 |
XL | 54 | 55 |
2XL | 56 | 58 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 21 | 16 |
S | 22 | 17 |
M | 24 | 18 |
L | 25 | 19 |
XL | 27 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 52 | 41 |
S | 56 | 43 |
M | 60 | 46 |
L | 64 | 48 |
XL | 67 | 51 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 21 | 16 |
S | 22 | 17 |
M | 24 | 18 |
L | 25 | 19 |
XL | 27 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 52 | 41 |
S | 56 | 43 |
M | 60 | 46 |
L | 64 | 48 |
XL | 67 | 51 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 21 | 16 |
S | 22 | 17 |
M | 24 | 18 |
L | 25 | 19 |
XL | 27 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 52 | 41 |
S | 56 | 43 |
M | 60 | 46 |
L | 64 | 48 |
XL | 67 | 51 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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2T | 15 | 12 |
3T | 16 | 13 |
4T | 17 | 14 |
5/6 | 18 | 15 |
7 | 19 | 16 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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2T | 38 | 30 |
3T | 41 | 33 |
4T | 43 | 36 |
5/6 | 46 | 38 |
7 | 48 | 41 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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New Born | 11 | 7 |
6M | 12 | 9 |
12M | 13 | 10 |
18M | 14 | 11 |
24M | 15 | 12 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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New Born | 28 | 18 |
6M | 30 | 23 |
12M | 33 | 25 |
18M | 36 | 28 |
24M | 38 | 30 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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