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Moister Than An Oyster Shirt
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Moister Than An Oyster Shirt, Funny Y2K

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Moister Than an Oyster T Shirt: The Story Behind the Laughs

Do you want to gain all the attention whenever you stride into a room for your outfit’s comedic brilliance? The Moister Than an Oyster Shirt is here to help you with that. It is a cheeky design guaranteed to turn heads and pull out the laughs wherever you go. 

This design is a wearable punchline rather than just a simple apparel. It features a pink oyster glistening with its natural sheen. So what’s the deal with this phrase? This clever wordplay pokes fun at slippery texture of the seafood dish at play here. But let’s be honest, you know exactly what the shirt’s talking about right? Its humor is suggestive and laced with a double meaning that only the boldest will wear proudly.

The oyster graphic itself? As a matter of fact, it leaves just enough to let your imagination fly. The imagery ties the whole pun together with clever precision, straddling the line between playful and provocative. It is the kind of humor that is perfect for people who love puns with a hint of spice.

Imagine wearing this to a party or a casual meetup and someone spots it. Indeed, they can not hide the smile on their faces. For that, you can create a friendly conversation among friends and even strangers. This funny T-shirt is definitely an open invitation to laughter as well as a way to signal that you’re all about slightly daring humor. 

For those who enjoy pushing the boundaries of wit and who love a good pun with a suggestive twist, this shirt deserves a spot in your wardrobe. Click now to grab the "Moister Than an Oyster" shirt and wear your sense of humor on your sleeve—literally. You’ll leave everyone smiling, guaranteed.

Sandra Richter
Sandra Richter
Nov 20, 2024
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Unisex T Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Bella + Canvas Unisex T Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
V-Neck
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26
3XL 32 28

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 69 46
M 71 51
L 74 56
XL 76 61
2XL 79 66
3XL 81 71

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

v neck size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Long Sleeve
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

long sleeve size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Unisex Hoodie
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

hoodie size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

sweatshirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Women T Shirt
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 25 17
M 26 19
L 27 21
XL 28 23
2XL 28 25
3XL 29 27

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 65 44
M 66 49
L 69 54
XL 71 59
2XL 72 64
3XL 74 69

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Premium Womens T-Shirt
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 26 16
M 27 17
L 27 18
XL 28 19
2XL 29 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 67 41
M 68 43
L 70 45
XL 71 48
2XL 73 50

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Racerback Tank Top
SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 18 15
S 19 16
M 20 17
L 21 18
XL 22 19
2XL 23 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 46 39
S 49 40
M 50 42
L 52 44
XL 53 46
2XL 55 49

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women tank top size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Women V Neck
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 25 17
M 26 19
L 27 21
XL 28 23
2XL 29 25
3XL 30 27

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 65 44
M 66 49
L 69 54
XL 71 59
2XL 72 64
3XL 74 69

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women v neck size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Women's Crop Top
SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 19 17
S 20 18
M 20 19
L 21 20
XL 21 22
2XL 22 23

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 48 43
S 50 46
M 51 48
L 52 51
XL 54 55
2XL 56 58

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women crop top size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Youth Tee
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 21 16
S 22 17
M 24 18
L 25 19
XL 27 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 52 41
S 56 43
M 60 46
L 64 48
XL 67 51

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

baby t shir size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Youth Hoodie
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 21 16
S 22 17
M 24 18
L 25 19
XL 27 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 52 41
S 56 43
M 60 46
L 64 48
XL 67 51

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

baby hoodie t shirt
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Youth Sweatshirt
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 21 16
S 22 17
M 24 18
L 25 19
XL 27 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 52 41
S 56 43
M 60 46
L 64 48
XL 67 51

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

baby sweatshirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Toddler T-Shirt
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
2T 15 12
3T 16 13
4T 17 14
5/6 18 15
7 19 16

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
2T 38 30
3T 41 33
4T 43 36
5/6 46 38
7 48 41

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

toddler t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Baby Onesie
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
New Born 11 7
6M 12 9
12M 13 10
18M 14 11
24M 15 12

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
New Born 28 18
6M 30 23
12M 33 25
18M 36 28
24M 38 30

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

baby onesize t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
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