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Don't Read To Me Shirt, A Mix Of Humor And Historical Reference

Some days you don’t want a lecture, a list of must-reads, or another “you should really…” conversation. You want a smile, a boundary, and a little history-flavored mischief–the Don't Read To Me Shirt from LionKingShirt.

A Creative and Appealing Design

At first glance, it’s funny. A beat later, it’s clever. The design borrows a familiar American slogan and swaps one word to create a fresh, cheeky warning: you’re here to live, not to be narrated.

The Slogan That Flips The Script

The phrase plays like a punchline, but it carries bite. It nods to independence without sounding preachy, and it lets you say “no thanks” without saying a single word. What makes it land?

  • It’s instantly readable from a few steps away, so the joke arrives fast.
  • It’s a playful twist on a serious symbol, which keeps the mood light.
  • It leaves room for interpretation: privacy, autonomy, or simple introvert energy.

Slip it on and watch strangers grin–then keep walking.

A Quick Story From A Quiet Bookstore

Picture a slow Saturday. You duck into a used bookstore to kill time, and a well-meaning stranger starts recommending titles like they’re issuing orders. You smile, nod, and inch toward the exit. Outside, sun on your shoulders, you catch your reflection in a window and think, “Next time, I’ll wear my answer.” That’s the charm of this design: it turns an awkward moment into a shared laugh.

Color, Symbol, And A Wink

The coiled snake graphic does more than decorate. It echoes a classic emblem, then softens it with a cartoonish edge. The mustard tone completes the reference, but the vibe stays modern–more witty than militant. If you love layered jokes, this one rewards a second look. Better yet, it sparks chats with the right people and politely ends them with the wrong ones before you say hello.

This Don't Read To Me Shirt is for:

Not every statement piece needs to shout. Sometimes a calm, confident line is louder than neon. If you enjoy smart humor and subtle rebellion, you’re in the right place.

For The Rebel With A Sense Of Humor

Wear it when you want your outfit to do the talking:

  • Backyard cookouts where politics might pop up uninvited
  • Classrooms, libraries, or campus walks with fellow history nerds
  • Road trips, concerts, and laid-back weekends with friends
  • Gift moments for someone who’s impossible to shop for

Go on–grab one today and make someone’s day brighter.

How To Wear The Message

Keep it simple: jeans, shorts, or whatever feels like you. The point is the punchline, not perfection. Let the graphic be the conversation starter, then choose whether to engage–or just smirk and move along.

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If the joke fits your personality, don’t overthink it. The Don't Read To Me Shirt is built for people who like humor with a wink of meaning, and it works anywhere a little attitude is welcome.

Add it to your rotation, gift it to your favorite contrarian, and wear it when you need a polite shield. Tap in, claim yours, and let the shirt speak first–then sign off with LionKingShirt.

Product Detail

Brand LionKingShirt
Material 100% Cotton
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Available from S to 5XL
Style Classic T Shirt, Premium T Shirt, V Neck, Long Sleeve, Hoodie, Sweatshirt, Tank Top
Imported From the United States
Care instruction
  • Washed by hand 
  • Washed by washing machine with a mesh laundry bag
  • Avoid drying in direct sunlight
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Size Chart

Unisex T Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Bella + Canvas Unisex T Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
V-Neck
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26
3XL 32 28

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 69 46
M 71 51
L 74 56
XL 76 61
2XL 79 66
3XL 81 71

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

v neck size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Long Sleeve
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

long sleeve size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Unisex Hoodie
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

hoodie size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

sweatshirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Women T Shirt
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 25 17
M 26 19
L 27 21
XL 28 23
2XL 28 25
3XL 29 27

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 65 44
M 66 49
L 69 54
XL 71 59
2XL 72 64
3XL 74 69

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Premium Womens T-Shirt
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 26 16
M 27 17
L 27 18
XL 28 19
2XL 29 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 67 41
M 68 43
L 70 45
XL 71 48
2XL 73 50

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Racerback Tank Top
SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 18 15
S 19 16
M 20 17
L 21 18
XL 22 19
2XL 23 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 46 39
S 49 40
M 50 42
L 52 44
XL 53 46
2XL 55 49

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women tank top size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Women V Neck
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 25 17
M 26 19
L 27 21
XL 28 23
2XL 29 25
3XL 30 27

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 65 44
M 66 49
L 69 54
XL 71 59
2XL 72 64
3XL 74 69

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women v neck size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Women's Crop Top
SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 19 17
S 20 18
M 20 19
L 21 20
XL 21 22
2XL 22 23

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH FRONT BODY WIDTH
XS 48 43
S 50 46
M 51 48
L 52 51
XL 54 55
2XL 56 58

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

women crop top size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Youth Tee
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 21 16
S 22 17
M 24 18
L 25 19
XL 27 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 52 41
S 56 43
M 60 46
L 64 48
XL 67 51

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

baby t shir size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Youth Hoodie
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 21 16
S 22 17
M 24 18
L 25 19
XL 27 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 52 41
S 56 43
M 60 46
L 64 48
XL 67 51

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

baby hoodie t shirt
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Youth Sweatshirt
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 21 16
S 22 17
M 24 18
L 25 19
XL 27 20

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 52 41
S 56 43
M 60 46
L 64 48
XL 67 51

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

baby sweatshirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Toddler T-Shirt
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
2T 15 12
3T 16 13
4T 17 14
5/6 18 15
7 19 16

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
2T 38 30
3T 41 33
4T 43 36
5/6 46 38
7 48 41

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

toddler t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
Baby Onesie
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
New Born 11 7
6M 12 9
12M 13 10
18M 14 11
24M 15 12

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
New Born 28 18
6M 30 23
12M 33 25
18M 36 28
24M 38 30

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

baby onesize t shirt size chart
  1. 1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
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