Never Trust An Atom They Make Up Everything Shirt, Science Gift
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Never Trust An Atom They Make Up Everything Shirt: A Funny Statement About Science
The Never Trust An Atom They Make Up Everything Shirt doesn’t just tell a joke–it folds science into sarcasm and walks away like nothing happened. It's half chemistry, half comedy, all clever. Read it once: you chuckle. Read it twice: you catch the double-cross–atoms make up everything, after all.
It’s not just wordplay. It’s a trap door. A smile disguised as a sentence. And somehow, it fits in everywhere: classrooms, cafes, labs, laundromats. Wherever brains are switched on–even slightly.
You don't wear it to explain. You wear it so they ask.
A Really Simple Design
Minimal on purpose, the layout lets the joke breathe. A crisp atomic graphic anchors the center; the line of text wraps it with confidence, so people catch the gag even from a few steps away. Clean, bold lettering keeps the message legible without shouting.
The Visual Pun That Hooks You
The atom sketch does more than decorate–it reinforces the punchline. Those orbiting paths hint at motion and order, reminding you that everything you touch, see, and use traces back to tiny particles doing quiet, constant work. Form meets meaning in one glance.
Typography That Doesn’t Shout. It Shrugs.
It’s not here to impress. It doesn’t need your attention–it earns it. Sharp lines. Bold contrast. No frills, no flirt. Just steady rhythm, like a sentence that knows it’s funny but won’t explain the joke. You catch it–or you don’t. Either way? It’s cool with that.
The typeface? It doesn’t scream. It smirks. Then walks off.
Atoms, Lies, and That One Perfect Pun
Atoms, yes, make up everything. That’s science. Unshakeable. But then there's English–slippery, layered, mischievous. “Make up” also means to fabricate, to fib, to pull a story out of thin air. That’s where the twist lives.
One phrase. Two meanings. Infinite smirks.
What starts as a fact takes a sharp left into wordplay. The result? A punchline hidden in plain sight. No diagrams. No footnotes. Just a wink pretending to be a T-shirt.
You laugh. Then–only then–you realize you’ve learned something.
Why This Shirt Works (Even When You’re Not Trying)
- It opens mouths. Not wide, just enough to say, “Nice shirt.”
- It pairs with denim, sweatpants, lab coats, or existential dread.
- It’s a gift that says, “I get you,” without being weird about it.
- It’s clever, but never loud. Confident, not clingy.
This isn’t fast fashion. It’s slow-burn wit. The kind that doesn’t age, because atoms don’t. And irony? That never goes out of style.
Wear it for the pun. Stay for the philosophy.
Convey Facts About Atoms In Style With This Tee!
In a scroll-fast world, attention is earned by clarity, delight, and a touch of surprise. This design delivers all three. You get a statement piece that’s approachable, smart, and easy to love–no manual required. Dress it up with a jacket or keep it casual; either way, you’re carrying a pocket-sized science lesson that doubles as a smile. If you’re ready for a witty staple that nods to the periodic and the playful, the Never Trust An Atom They Make Up Everything Shirt belongs in your rotation. Put it on, step out, and let the joke–and the joy of discovery–do the talking.
Product Detail
Brand | LionKingShirt |
Material | 100% Cotton |
Color | Printed With Different Colors |
Size | Available from S to 5XL |
Style | Classic T Shirt, Premium T Shirt, V Neck, Long Sleeve, Hoodie, Sweatshirt, Tank Top |
Imported | From the United States |
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Return and Refund Policy | You can click here to check. |
Frequently Asked Questions
It’s a double meaning. In science, atoms literally make up all matter; in everyday English, “make up” also means to invent or fib. The joke blends both, so you get a smart one-liner that teaches and teases at the same time.
It’s deliberately minimal: a clean atom graphic and bold, readable type so the punchline lands from a few steps away. It doesn’t shout; it smirks–making it a low-key conversation starter in classrooms, cafés, labs, or anywhere curious minds hang out.
Anyone who enjoys dry humor, science puns, or clever graphic tees: students, teachers, lab techs, STEM fans, and pun lovers. It pairs with denim, joggers, or even a lab coat, and it’s an easy “I get you” gift without trying too hard.
Size Chart
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 27 | 18 |
M | 28 | 20 |
L | 29 | 22 |
XL | 30 | 24 |
2XL | 31 | 26 |
3XL | 32 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 69 | 46 |
M | 71 | 51 |
L | 74 | 56 |
XL | 76 | 61 |
2XL | 79 | 66 |
3XL | 81 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 25 | 17 |
M | 26 | 19 |
L | 27 | 21 |
XL | 28 | 23 |
2XL | 28 | 25 |
3XL | 29 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 65 | 44 |
M | 66 | 49 |
L | 69 | 54 |
XL | 71 | 59 |
2XL | 72 | 64 |
3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 26 | 16 |
M | 27 | 17 |
L | 27 | 18 |
XL | 28 | 19 |
2XL | 29 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 67 | 41 |
M | 68 | 43 |
L | 70 | 45 |
XL | 71 | 48 |
2XL | 73 | 50 |
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 18 | 15 |
S | 19 | 16 |
M | 20 | 17 |
L | 21 | 18 |
XL | 22 | 19 |
2XL | 23 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 46 | 39 |
S | 49 | 40 |
M | 50 | 42 |
L | 52 | 44 |
XL | 53 | 46 |
2XL | 55 | 49 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 25 | 17 |
M | 26 | 19 |
L | 27 | 21 |
XL | 28 | 23 |
2XL | 29 | 25 |
3XL | 30 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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S | 65 | 44 |
M | 66 | 49 |
L | 69 | 54 |
XL | 71 | 59 |
2XL | 72 | 64 |
3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 19 | 17 |
S | 20 | 18 |
M | 20 | 19 |
L | 21 | 20 |
XL | 21 | 22 |
2XL | 22 | 23 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 48 | 43 |
S | 50 | 46 |
M | 51 | 48 |
L | 52 | 51 |
XL | 54 | 55 |
2XL | 56 | 58 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 21 | 16 |
S | 22 | 17 |
M | 24 | 18 |
L | 25 | 19 |
XL | 27 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 52 | 41 |
S | 56 | 43 |
M | 60 | 46 |
L | 64 | 48 |
XL | 67 | 51 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 21 | 16 |
S | 22 | 17 |
M | 24 | 18 |
L | 25 | 19 |
XL | 27 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 52 | 41 |
S | 56 | 43 |
M | 60 | 46 |
L | 64 | 48 |
XL | 67 | 51 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 21 | 16 |
S | 22 | 17 |
M | 24 | 18 |
L | 25 | 19 |
XL | 27 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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XS | 52 | 41 |
S | 56 | 43 |
M | 60 | 46 |
L | 64 | 48 |
XL | 67 | 51 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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2T | 15 | 12 |
3T | 16 | 13 |
4T | 17 | 14 |
5/6 | 18 | 15 |
7 | 19 | 16 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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2T | 38 | 30 |
3T | 41 | 33 |
4T | 43 | 36 |
5/6 | 46 | 38 |
7 | 48 | 41 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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New Born | 11 | 7 |
6M | 12 | 9 |
12M | 13 | 10 |
18M | 14 | 11 |
24M | 15 | 12 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
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New Born | 28 | 18 |
6M | 30 | 23 |
12M | 33 | 25 |
18M | 36 | 28 |
24M | 38 | 30 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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